Deadly PJ's

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get marriedAfter marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???.................





because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????



?????
???????????




rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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BRUCE LEE was a great manBut after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...


why?



Because he becameMAMU LEE!
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santa and banta r discussing-- -------santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"


Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.
if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............





.......kyun???????? ????????? ??





kyun???????? ??????



bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????






ThinK......



Think......



okay....." KAILASH KHER "tere naam se " G " loon....
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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.

Tonaukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.


Kyon??????


Think.......


......Give up??


Coz..."Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....


pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......


sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....



Guess who was the lucky guy??????



...........................Keep Guessing


.... ..........................Chalo yaar



....the answer is"KISNA"Jo hai albela mad naino wala


...jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala
.....woh kisna hai
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if a CAT crosses ur way,



when u are going some where,
then what does it


mean?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????



it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

AndWhy are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"SochoThoda sur


Socho


Socho Socho....



Nahi Aata



Bcoz Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

Astrologer of EMC

Q ) Who is the Astrologer of EMC Project???



Think....



Think hard....





Ans: Jyothi Prabhakaran


Coz 'Jyothi' is 'She'

Thus

Jyothishe :D


Cheers,
Vivek

Ladies Love Dominos..!!!??

Pregnant Ladie's Loves Dominos.. .Why???!!!

Bachan's House

You will find lot of Honey at Amithab Bachan's House..?? Why?

Afraid of 7???

Why 10 is afraid of 7 ??

PJ Question from NewYork

NewYork Movie mein..John Abraham, Niel Nitin mukesh aur Katrina Kaif ka Profession kya hai??

Jo movie mein dikhaya nahi gaya...lekin woh kaam poora tan mann aur dhan lagaake karte hai….

Batao unka profession kya tha??

Cheers,
Vivek

PJ Challenge 1 – Answer this Question

Ek Baar Nithin, Majestic se Ghar jaane ke liye auto liya. It was around 7 PM night and his house is near MarthaHalli. Auto wale ko patha chala ki Nithin ko route nahi patha aur usne poora city ghumaake 9:30 PM Ghar Pahunchaya. Meter mein bahot paisa aaya tha aur uske Upar Auto Wale ne Double meter charge bhi maanga. Bichara Nithin, Poora paisa Auto waale ko de diya Aur apne room ki aur chala. Suddently Power Went off and it was very dark there. But Nithin could see everything clearly. He opened his door and went inside the room. There was no electricity, still he could see everythig very clearly...

How could Nithin see everything so clearly, even though it was very dark?

Cheers,
Vivek

Why Did he do so???

One day ghanshyam threw away the Door Bell (Calling Bell) of his house.

Why did he do so...??

Note : It was in good working condition.

Which is the one thing rajnikant cannot do?

As u may have already witnessed he can do any thing

:

read this for more details...

sources say he can also do a wheelie on a unicycle....

Today's Question

what does PJ stands for?